Crack a Yak 

To engage in sexual intercourse with a hairy, fat girl.

Kevin was going to Crack a Yak after school yesterday, but I didn't let him.

Crack a Yak by THE CHAMP 5695 March 11, 2011

crack-legged 

When you are sitting on the bus and the man sitting next to you who is smoking crack begins to feel your leg or legs.

OMG it was so gross. When I was riding the 31 bus home today this old dude totally crack-legged me, so I had to switch seats.

crack-legged by New what? Newark. November 30, 2011

CRACK SOUP 

RAUMEN NOODLE SOUP MIXES

WISH I HADN'T SPENT MY MONEY ON A BUMP. NOW, I HAVE TO EAT CRACK SOUP

CRACK SOUP by WHITERUDY December 31, 2011

crack of heaven 

When a woman bends down and you barely see her ass crack. Most commonly seen when woman are wearing jeans.

Jack: Hey John. that waitress over there just dropped our food all over the floor...
John: Yes she did, but did you see that crack of heaven when she went to pick it all up?!

crack of heaven by Bobby Night September 14, 2013

crack mobile 

A messed up piece of crap automobile that the neighborhood crack head drives to get his next rock. car may not have windows , bumpers , tag or insurance. Various parts maybe held together by wire and rust .Starters on these cars are optional. Owner may often offer to pawn car to you

There goes Johnny in the crack mobile, it is on auto pilot to the local crack house.
Crack head " Can I let you hold my car title for 40$ bucks? I got mugged last night and my disabilty check will not be in untill the third."

crack mobile by night shift March 11, 2014

crack body 

When a woman has a nice toned/skinny body that seems to of been shaped with drugs and malnutrition, rather that a workout

That womans got a crack body

crack body by young mad hatter July 2, 2014

Crack Moment 

A moment of complete and utter indifference for life it self, where one feels such extreme disconnect with his/hers situation that nothing in the world matters to them any more, explained and manifested in ones willingness to do crack.

Ben, man you look gone... Ya man, I'm just so fucking done, I'm having a crack moment over here.

Crack Moment by Shakednotstirred November 15, 2014