Cooterslap

This is what it's called when you give a Tapper to a girl.

Jessy gave Meg a hard cooterslap, and the sound echoed!

by Zabgolla April 26, 2006

Cooter Looter

n. A person who steals a woman's virginity.

Man, all you go for are virgins. What a cooter looter.

by imnotsure101 December 29, 2008

cooter

1. A woman's genitals.

2. A freshwater turtle, common in southeast and some eastern states; is actually edible.
Mascot to Cooter Festivals in Inverness, FL and Allendale, SC

3. A small town in southeastern Missouri

1. "I got with some girl last night, and her cooter stank!"

2. "Who won the cooter races this year?"
"I don't know, ask Sunny the Cooter!"

3. "Let's go to Cooter, Missouri"
"No"

by Jamie! November 28, 2007

cooter squirter

a woman of special talents, which is able to squirt cum from her cooter, which is the ultimate orgasim for a woman, due to the fact of having to change the sheets after intercourse.

Last night my wife became know as the cooter squirter when I made her orgasim so hard that she soaked our sheets.

by M and M January 13, 2008

cooter

vagina

COOTER

Best time to locate it is between 8:00 p.m.- 12:a.m.

drowned in choclate syrup and smoothered in whip cream

by UNDEFINED_72 October 15, 2009

crouching cooter hidden faggot

adj. a phrase used to describe a straight woman trying to engage intercourse with a FAGGOT.
syn. clueless bitch, desperate whoooore, beard, setting yourself up for failure.

Damn, yo, did you see Kelly? She was really trying to fuck jacob. Talk about crouching cooter hidden faggot!

by ANNA GOSSOWITZ January 23, 2009

cooter biscuit

The residue left inside a woman's underwear after vaginal fluid has dried on them.

I couldn't wait to sniff that cooter biscuit she left for me after she read that romance novel.

by JohnnyKnoxvilleJackAss March 16, 2011