Cornsswaggle

The term cornsswaggle refers to the little prick

you know what i mean cornsswaggle the swagging swag bag

by david helyer February 26, 2008

compstipation

When your computer is running slower than usual.

Me: Dude, my shit is running slow today...I think it has compstipation.

Creeyer: This is why you need to connect to the internet thru 'fiber'-optic cables!

by George Doula March 5, 2008

Got Dem Carps

Possessing an uncanny ability to bed the opposite sex, despite appearance, wealth, or social standing. Reasons for this range from the unknown to large amounts of cocaine.

Ol' Fred is ugly as shit but he gets all the ladies.

Aye, he got dem carps doe.

by DannyLongDong December 7, 2015

corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

by tnt May 1, 2003

corpsing

To fornicate with someone who is not taking an active role, usually out of nervousness or disinterest in their partner, but because of its macabre allusion to necrophilia, it is not unforeseeable that it could be because the person is non-consenting.

"Man, last night I was with Amy, and when we went up to her bed, she just laid there like a corpse; it wasn't no fucking, it was corpsing!

by amik February 5, 2007

Cops and Mice

A simple, friendly game played with friends, where all that are participating get drunk, and in anyway possible act suspicious to attract the attention of police authority. Then the participants see if they are able to outrun the police while still drunk.
There is often money in involved where those that get caught owe an agreed amount of money to those that manage to get away.

Jay and Rachel were able to out run the police in the game of Cops and mice on the weekend. Alex owed $20 to both Jay and Rachel.

by dustykid March 31, 2009

Corpsing

The act of sleeping so deeply that one looks like a dead body.

My roommate David was so tired that he was corpsing on the ground, in front of the door.

by First Stall September 17, 2011