kurt cobain

I love him so much

Kurt Cobain is my hero.

by Zombie December 27, 2003

kurt cobain

The seat that is located behind the passenger's front seat or "behind shotgun."

Well if you get shotgun, then I call Kurt Cobain

by Floobie January 17, 2008

Kurt Cobain

The one the only a legend the king of all grundge rock - its betta to burn than to fade away-

Hello Cobain come in
Floyd observes my hairy chin

Floyd the barber

by Cozza August 7, 2003

Cobra Kai

An overrated GLB team with absolutely no balls or basic logic.

Those Cobra Kai fags backed down like some straight up bitches when Flames54 offered a fair compromise. LOL pussies.

by Bort October 8, 2008

Cobalt SS

It is a performance coupe. One of the newest members of Chevrolet's SS line of factory vehicles. The Cobalt SS is powered by a 2.4 liter straight four engine, it is aspirated by a Roots Supercharger, the output of this engine is 205 horsepower. The SS comes stock with 18 inch wheels and Pirelli PZero tyres. The Cobalt SS can pwn any Dodge Neon SRT-4 or even more powerful rice burners. Expect quarter mile times in the 13 second range. The SS pricing starts at around 20,000

My Cobalt SS just pwned your 300ZX on the track.

by Trey Fitzgerald May 19, 2006

Teasing the Cobra

To non-consensually degrade the person providing fellatio. Commonly seen in porn, just before the starlet spits on the star's penis or otherwise counter-degrades him. Performed by foolish young men with no respect for the girl blowing them. Usually they are counter-degraded and frequently they are attacked or left with blue balls.

"WTF happened to Jeff?"
"He was teasing the cobra with Jen when she bit his dick, racked his balls and spit in his eye. He'll be out of the ICU soon."

by ydobon September 4, 2007

purple thunder cobras

Proven by a team of highly trained nuclear physicists to be the greatest band to ever have lived. Bring ladies out of their seats and get naked in under 3 seconds. Truly jizztastic.

Tim: Holy gosh the purple thunder cobras just blew my ear drums out of my ass in a shocking flash of lightning explosionivolcanocho

Led Zeppelin: Ditto

The Beatles: Wow PTC is so much better than us

Beethoven: Grease me up PTC!

by randomherochris December 21, 2008