Coon Job

A sexual act where a person wearing eye make up performs fillatio on a male partner in the shower causing their makeup to run resembling a raccoon.

Liv gave me a wicked coon job in the shower yesterday.

by LivThrowsBabies January 25, 2016

White coon

A white person who helps another race instead of his own.

That white coon rather help blacks then his own people.

by White coon October 4, 2023

Sponkey Coon

An African American person who shits them selfs and ejaculates at the same time.

“Woah bro look at that Sponkey Coon!”

by Man Handel August 9, 2021

cowboy coon

The cowboy coon is a erotic act of pleasure between 2 men and a rabid raccoon

Male 1 uses the raccoon to widen his anus for male 2 to get to pound town ( the raccoon is put into a cage and forced to watch the active war crime)

I want to cowboy coon you

by game_takers1 April 29, 2023

cooning around

when your friends are fucking about and they don't understand that if they don't stop cooning around then they will get an shildo up the ass.

John: Oi, Ben stop cooning around!
Ben: OK i'll stop, I don't want a shildo up the ass.
John: Good boy.

by daddychillonmycock October 30, 2023

douche coon

A country person who is a complete idiot aka redneck

Hey Gavin did you know Sam is a total douche coon?

by VolcomStarz May 27, 2017

alessandra coons

The sexiest most attractive woman god has put on the plant!!! All boys fall in love with her . She is the coolest friend you could ask for!

I love her she is... Alessandra Coons

by Isabella vestbie February 23, 2017