fauxa-constrictor

A style of pleather that women and metrosexual men wear. It looks like snake skin but is really cheap and smelly PVC plastic that can't stay in the sun for too long.

Drunk guy 1: "Check out her boots! Is that rattlesnake?"
Drunk guy's girlfriend: "Nah, that's fauxa-constrictor! And why you lookin' at another woman fool?!"

by JonnyCarson December 9, 2008

Ninja Constrictors

Ninja constrictors are invisible ninjas that respond to thoughts and do only one person's bidding. Every time you kill one 2.35 appear in it's place. They are all around all the time, but they always spring behind you when you look for them.

Be careful what you think when you are around them, because they might respond even if you don't want them to.

*thought* Fuck Conan O'Brien, why is he so tall?
*Ninja Constrictors get busy ;) *

by theninjamaster January 2, 2010

Conviction Constriction

When your banging a girl in a church and a pastor or other religious leader walks in and the girl becomes overcome with conviction and tightens up everywhere...

Mike: How was church bro?

Nick: Awesome man! Gave this chick some conviction constriction!
Mike: Praise the lord!

by Nickyp August 6, 2014

Boa Constrictor

When a male gets a visible erection while flirting with a female, and it is noticeable by gawked spectators.

He had a Boa Constrictor while flirting with the chick in the corner.

by Joe's tongue October 17, 2017

Ball constricted

When you shove your testicles in a woman’s vagina and she sneezes when you cum

Omg I heard Sarah ball constricted her boyfriend yesterday

by Oooooooomy October 23, 2020

Boa Constrictor

Taking your foreskin and stretching it over your friends head until he taps out.
Similar to a boa constrictor swallowing it’s pretty.

Wow Matt just got boa constrictored out

by Billbobagginsin September 2, 2021

anal constriction

The act of rose budding your asshole then taking the smallest rubber band you have and wrapping it around your rose budded anus until you come to anal climax. Legend says it’s the most intense orgasm a human body can experience.

Bro, she did this anal constriction shit on me and had the most mind blowing gasm.

by D1eB1tch November 14, 2022