A now defunct piece of technology once popular in the 80's and currently only used by idiots who don't understand computers properly (Usually call Tarquin)
by Rob July 4, 2003
Get the apple computermug. Maaaan dude in that chatroom was talking to like, 5 bitches at once. He got some maad Computer Game !!
by TheFelix March 3, 2009
Get the Computer Game mug. The most overrated album of all time. It is a band, like Mars Volta, that has been accepted as "a good band". I.e., it's a safe band to like, because it's commonly accepted as "good music".
The album is simply average. Everyone is just fucking insane about Radiohead because they haven't heard enough music.
The album is simply average. Everyone is just fucking insane about Radiohead because they haven't heard enough music.
Idiot 1: OMG OK COMPUTER is TEH BEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME!!!!!!!! RADIOHEAD IS THE BEST BAND EVER, EVER, IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY.
Less Stupid Person: Have you even hear 1% of the albums that exist? Wow, it's funny how you think Radiohead is high class when it's really just alright. What an idiot.
Less Stupid Person: Have you even hear 1% of the albums that exist? Wow, it's funny how you think Radiohead is high class when it's really just alright. What an idiot.
by jesse December 25, 2004
Get the ok computermug. by Jon February 11, 2003
Get the computer-nerdmug. Definition:
A 'Computer Faggot', also known as a 'Computer Loser', or a 'Computer Douche' could be referred as one of the following.
1.) One who consistently acts/thinks they are tech savvy, when it is clearly evident they are not.
2.) One who spends most of their time on the computer, yet are computer illiterate.
3.) One who plays computer games all day long, all while disregarding Life, Girls, the Sun, and Human Contact.
A 'Computer Faggot', also known as a 'Computer Loser', or a 'Computer Douche' could be referred as one of the following.
1.) One who consistently acts/thinks they are tech savvy, when it is clearly evident they are not.
2.) One who spends most of their time on the computer, yet are computer illiterate.
3.) One who plays computer games all day long, all while disregarding Life, Girls, the Sun, and Human Contact.
Examples:
1.) Computer Faggot: Note that from now on Crunch-Bang Linux wont be based off Ubuntu anymore, but now they're switching their sources to Debian Linux. So now its a Debian based distro, and not a Ubuntu based distro.
Hacker/Geek: Ubuntu is Debian based you 'Computer Faggot'. O.o
2.) Computer Faggot2: How do you make the window big again?
Hacker/Geek: >_> figure it out yourself you stupid 'Computer Faggot'.
3.) Hacker/Geek: hey, dude, what are you doing?
Computer Faggot3: Nothing just playing WoW.
Hacker/Geek: How long have you been playing?
Computer Faggot3: Since 7 am.
Hacker/Geek: its 2 am, you 'Computer Faggot'.
1.) Computer Faggot: Note that from now on Crunch-Bang Linux wont be based off Ubuntu anymore, but now they're switching their sources to Debian Linux. So now its a Debian based distro, and not a Ubuntu based distro.
Hacker/Geek: Ubuntu is Debian based you 'Computer Faggot'. O.o
2.) Computer Faggot2: How do you make the window big again?
Hacker/Geek: >_> figure it out yourself you stupid 'Computer Faggot'.
3.) Hacker/Geek: hey, dude, what are you doing?
Computer Faggot3: Nothing just playing WoW.
Hacker/Geek: How long have you been playing?
Computer Faggot3: Since 7 am.
Hacker/Geek: its 2 am, you 'Computer Faggot'.
by W4rr10rAnon138 June 10, 2011
Get the Computer Faggotmug. A common type of malicious software (malware) that, when executed, replicates itself by inserting copies (possibly modified) into other computer programs, data files or the hard drive's boot sector; if this replication succeeds, the affected areas by it are often said to be "infected". Viruses often perform some types of harmful activities on infected hosts, such as stealing hard drive's space or the CPU time, accessing private/sensitive information, displaying political or humorous messages on the user's screen, spamming their contacts, or logging user's keystrokes. However, not all viruses carry destructive payloads or attempts to hide.
A good majority of them target computers running Windows.
Computer viruses currently cause billions of dollars worth of economic damage. In response, when it was during the 90's decade, it led to the emergence of the billion-dollar antivirus industry, selling anti-malware protection to users.
A good majority of them target computers running Windows.
Computer viruses currently cause billions of dollars worth of economic damage. In response, when it was during the 90's decade, it led to the emergence of the billion-dollar antivirus industry, selling anti-malware protection to users.
The Melissa macro virus is the most famous computer virus that appeared on spring of 1999. Other well-known viruses also appeared as well.
by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022
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