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nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet

the nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet is used by grandmaster baiters who have gooned so extensively over many years that there is a semen build-up of many meters high in the gooncave, which results in semen seeping through the tip of the penis and making its way through the bladder and up to the kidneys where it then coats kidney stones in layers of nut, which then the body temperature eventually evaporates creating nut fumes which stain the kidney stones, essentially giving them an upgrade. these nut-coated kidney stones then push through the tunnels filled with semen and eventually make their way out, where the grandmaster baiter will then plant into the specially made gauntlet, allowing for the full gooning potential to be unlocked.
have you finished your nut-coated kidney stone gauntlet yet?
by iimcrimson February 17, 2025
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jewel coat

whats a jewel coat bro??

idk but apparently the fish is named william?
by MolybdenumYes October 24, 2020
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fusion coated

To be covered in cum or a cum-like substance.

Coined by Maison Margiela.
hey man, sick shoes! Did you fusion coat them yourself?”

“I just fusion coated my girlfriend’s tits”
by mightyhelpfulmitreten January 8, 2021
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Puffer Coat Fetish

For those who like to take all their clothes off and put on a puffer coat
Matt: have you been wearing my puffer coat...
Josh: Yeah, I have a huge puffer coat fetish.
by JacketMad December 24, 2023
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screen coating

when a person makes something seem more happier than what it is on social sites.
Rosie and her husband are seperated, I dont know why she is on FB screen coating her life.
by taz27 March 24, 2017
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Belarusian powder coat

The act of cumming on ones chest and throwing flour onto the cum to lick it off
One would Belarusian powder coat you by cumming on your chest and eating flour off of it
by Tkpill August 20, 2025
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coated corn stick

When you do so much anal your dick has a coating on it.
"I'm dating an indian girl who loves anal so much my coated corn stick is sore."
by Kerrach June 21, 2017
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