Clutch Magee

A phrase that someone gives themselves when they want people to think they aren't just fluking their way through a task.

"They call me Clutch Magee!"
"Dude, nobody calls you that."

by ebucu June 10, 2020

Captain clutch

A simp who is constantly talking to his crush.

Bro, John is being captain clutch over there to Amy.

by Hiiam_larry May 12, 2020

This is Lion's quarterback Matthew Stafford, the greatest and most clutch qb in the nf;

Did you see matthew staffords comeback against the cowboys? He is called captain clutch for a reason.

by matthew staffords son September 11, 2020

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Why does Ed look confused and a little uncomfortable? Asked Andy

He got a larger hammer, for the Carpenters clutch. Said George

by Sparky503 March 29, 2017

by Static Clutch May 21, 2023

To make a comeback or to do what is needed in a time with pressure and need for your actions; to perform in the moment

During the tennis game, Frank was losing 5 - 1, but he had to clutch up in the rest of the games to win.

by DigBick9696 May 31, 2023

Wheb the inside of your thighs are sore

I was so sore from snow skiing that I felt like I had the Virgin Clutch

by FooManChewy December 31, 2018