Distance learning

A group of fags that think they are sooooo good because they are smart, news flash they are not, so shut you gay ass up and shove a dildo up each others ass

Look at the gay distance learning kids

by Harry not Harry November 20, 2018

Clarking

Being in a state of such utter intoxication, that you are a mere heartbeat away from overdosing. Usually involves complete unresponsiveness, lazy eyes and/or extreme nodding out.

A: "check out travis over there!"
B: "i know! he's clarking hard and he spilled bong water all over!"

by grunderpump July 2, 2011

CLARKING

Clarking is when you take two fingers and use them as an ass didlo.

Mrs Clark do you know what clarking is?

Did you see Jeffery clarking himself in the Atrium?

by eppes November 7, 2008

Carpet Cleaning

When a male shoves his face into a woman's crotch and eats the hairs and cleans the carpet.

Jack ate his mothers hairs. Carpet Cleaning

by Chickenwatermelon21 January 23, 2015

clarking

having sex with a woman and her daughters (named after former British member of parliament Alan Clark who revealed that he had slept with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and both of their daughters)

That Woody Allen was the first public figure discovered clarking

by British booty May 5, 2011

Learning Curve

A learning curve is the time in a young persons life when they experiment with that gay shit.

“Why does Meade seem so fucking gay” “must be going through the learning curve”

by Yungdaggerrdickkkk September 25, 2018

clarking

When a beer pong player accidentally swats a beer cup on the ground during a game of beer pong. Named after Clark who sent a cup flying 5 feet, hence the name clarking.

Why did he swat the cup on the ground during game, the ball wasn't even close! Also why is he dressed like a toe? Now that is clarking!

by hahahahhahhahahhaha November 2, 2013