Clam Shovel

A wicked awesome utensil used for shoveling that chow down your gullet.

Grab your clam shovels, and let's get chowdering!

by Chowder Chad's biggest fan November 4, 2023

Clam hamper

A lesbians mouth

That stupid lesbo wouldn’t shut her clam hamper

by Filthy Mark March 15, 2021

Clam pancake

n. When something goes really bad or is a big failure.

That motorcycle jump was such a clam pancake.

by FarmerPT October 29, 2019

Clam puncher

Big angry ugly lesbian

"the opposite to lipstick lesbian"
Likely wanting to punch instead of caressing a Vagina.

"That looks like a clam puncher"

by SomeRandomMum March 19, 2023

clam shanty

A modern new age name for the vagina/pussy.

I told this guy he needed to bring his clam shucker over here to crack open my clam shanty.

by Darcizzle March 22, 2023

The Slippery Clam

The slippery clam is the act of taking a big swig of cold water right before going down on your lady's parts, a guaranteed crowd pleaser! Warning: it gets very slippery.

I surprised my girlfriend with the slippery clam last night, she went bananas!

by Bennie Codgers April 19, 2011

Clam Boner

Figure of speech, meaning something is so awesome it could cause a vagina to have an "erection" (so to speak).

That fendi bag is so amazing its giving me a clam boner!!!!

I got a raging clam boner when I saw Bebe was having a huge sale!

by RaRa Rocket December 28, 2010