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Christian

violent hypocritical liars. between 800 and 1500 AD, the christian empire was known to burn an outside culture to the ground, absorb local beliefs into the religion, forcefully convert locals, while at the same time condemning them.
the christians drowned my child during a baptism because i refused to be baptised
by Aiden the Pagan February 14, 2012
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Christian

A person who does not just believe in the divinity of Jesus Christ, but rather aspires to understand and follow His teachings. In other words, if you call yourself a Christian and don't really understand Christ's teachings, you aren't.
If you are working to enrich yourself more than for those with greater needs than your own, you are not a Christian.
by as8025kfvc,at5 December 8, 2010
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Christianity

Christianity is a religion that i messed up most Christians believe that their religion is The only right and correct religion.
They are usually very protective of their white privileged children who have never had anything bad happen to them.
Man Christianity is screwed up
by Coffeebean2018 June 14, 2018
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Christian

A selfish asshole who likes to cheat on his girlfriends. Enjoys flirting with other girls to make his girlfriend jealous, and sits on his computer playing League of Legends all day. Only dates girls that are easy, and have low self esteem so that he can boost his ego and get some action. Abuses women, but gets away with it because of his good looks and charming sense of humor and personality.
You don't ever want to end up being like Christian.
by Annoyed girl September 16, 2014
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Christian

One with an unusually small cock.
"Damn is that a tic tac!"

"No, it's just Christian's penis."
by #reallife October 12, 2011
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The Christian

A horrific STD in which you have every STD known to man and constantly have your hand in your pants and masturbate all the time.
Man i just contracted herpes, maaaan, i caught The Christian
by swag kidd October 11, 2011
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Christianity

The belif that some cosmic Jewish Zombie will grant you enternal life if you symbolicly eat his flesh and telepathicly tell him that you accept him as your lord and master so that he can remove an evil force from your soul that exists in humanity because a woman that was spawn of the first man's rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat a fruit from a magical tree...
Christianity is a monotheistic and evangelistic faith that is centered on the life and teachings of Jesus Christ.1 Like Judaism and Islam, Christianity is an Abrahamic religion.23 Early Christianity was a Jewish eschatological sect, but there was great diversity in local variations.4 Confined to the Middle East, North Africa, Europe, and parts of India for its first thousand years, it has spread throughout the entire world during its second millennia due to colonization and missionary work.5 It includes the Hebrew Bible (known to Christians as the Old Testament), the New Testament, and, in some cases, the Deuterocannonical (or Apocryphal) books as its canonical scriptures.
by Andrew Shadrix January 21, 2008
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