Certified Idiot

A Person that has knowledge in something that is absolutley useless in life

Person 1: Im a certified idiot.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: i know how to build a weapon but i dont know simple grammar.

by Nuski15 November 11, 2022

Certified uvedoble

Literalmente being the best at everything just like Amin and @Troystn

Certified uvedoble of alh

by NigerianW November 18, 2022

certs

1. (for certs) Without a doubt; for sure.

I can say for certs that is true.

by Random14YearOld November 23, 2022

certaindertantly

When something is more than certain that it is certaindertantly (blank)

Person A: is that plant going to kill me if I touch it

Person B: most certaindertantly*cheery tone*

by Define-urban March 25, 2023

Certain Dri

formulated to help you absorb sweat, control odors and prevent chafing all day as an additional layer of protection and freshness.

No matter your needs, Certain Dri has a product for you

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Certain Dri

one of the original clinical antiperspirant brands and the #1 Doctor recommended brand for people with excessive sweating.

Certain Dri offers 3 levels of protection for people with excessive sweating

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023