by Syro Landah June 13, 2024
Get the White Castlemug. Dude, she's totally into castling now, and maaaan do those sheets and pillows feel comfortable afterwards!
by marieclarie November 12, 2019
Get the Castlingmug. "hey, i only have $1.50 on me, where should we go?"
"lets go to king cones castle! that will get you a childs hard!!"
"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
"heck yeah!!"
"LETS DO IT!!!"
"lets go to king cones castle! that will get you a childs hard!!"
"isn't that like, 2 HUGE scoops?"
"heck yeah!!"
"LETS DO IT!!!"
by shlluver February 3, 2008
Get the king cones castlemug. An overpiceded haven of whiteness in the really white state of Colorado full of stuck-up vapid people who live in the many McMasions all over town you want a house that costs less than $500k look elsewere, you don't need a 3000 sq foot house you won't find that here, if you want the only placed in Colorado the PGA used to go this is it. I don't know what people are vapeing here but its not THC no Dispensaries In C-rock only white soccer mans the call the cops if they see a boy with long hair
Person Castle Rock: $5k a month is a lot for a mortgage but I'm cut from the golden sperm cloth so its ok
Person from Castle Rock 2: I mean small price to pay to never see a person with dark skin am I right?
Person from Castle Rock 2: I mean small price to pay to never see a person with dark skin am I right?
by r0w1ck April 2, 2024
Get the Castle Rockmug. small town near Denver Full of over priced McMansions and soccer moms that don't like things like loud music and boys with long hair or girls with short hair, has the highest property tax in CO dispite haveing hardlay any jobs that pay above minimum wage (every one who has a mortgage here works in Denver Techcenter or Downtown Denver ) Do you know Orange county in CA? Ok Castle Rock is to Denver as the OC is to LA. I.E. People who think that a big house on a small lot is status, and if they had half as much money as they reallllly want you to think they would live in Wash Park or Cherry Hills Village (Beverly Hills in the case of the OC) live here. It may be in the heart of legal cannibis county but anything the looks like a dispenery here is CBD only (I mean just drive up to Denver in your black or white American made SUV that evey one has here if you wanna buy pot)
Person from Castle Rock 1 "man 7.9% sales tax and 6.7% propertax would worry me if I didn't have a finance excutive intership lined up for my dad since the time I was five"
Person from Castle Rock 2 "Oh My God I'm have me 2nd kid know i'll only have three empty bedrooms in my house"
Person from Castle Rock 2 "Oh My God I'm have me 2nd kid know i'll only have three empty bedrooms in my house"
by r0w1ck April 25, 2024
Get the Castle Rockmug. Named after the folk story in which a wealthy and very secretive man brings his newly eloped wife into his castle -- she keeps opening doors to areas he begs her not to explore as she finds out all his dark and wondrous secrets, which keeps her curious about him until finally she is in too deep and can no longer escape him.
Bluebeard's Castle is when an otherwise pleasant and enticing guy just gives you weird vibes like he's not completely open about himself, and you ignore the obvious warning signs because you're just so curious about his past that you don't see how you're dragging yourself into his "soon-to-be" past, for better or (most likely) worse.
Think "Beauty and the Beast", but if the roles of the Prince and the Beast were reversed in the story arc.
Bluebeard's Castle is when an otherwise pleasant and enticing guy just gives you weird vibes like he's not completely open about himself, and you ignore the obvious warning signs because you're just so curious about his past that you don't see how you're dragging yourself into his "soon-to-be" past, for better or (most likely) worse.
Think "Beauty and the Beast", but if the roles of the Prince and the Beast were reversed in the story arc.
(as they pull up to his place in a car)
Her: He doesn't want me asking where he got all his money. I don't get it, he never talks about his family or friends. He's being so cagey.
Friend: Well what does he tell you?
Her: He tells me I'm all he cares about, that he wishes I could just love him as he is and not ask questions. He wants me to stay the weekend at his place.
Her: (laughs) What is this, Bluebeard's Castle?
Her: Snap out of it, girl, he's playing you. I don't mean to hurt your feelings but he's nothing to you.
Her: He doesn't want me asking where he got all his money. I don't get it, he never talks about his family or friends. He's being so cagey.
Friend: Well what does he tell you?
Her: He tells me I'm all he cares about, that he wishes I could just love him as he is and not ask questions. He wants me to stay the weekend at his place.
Her: (laughs) What is this, Bluebeard's Castle?
Her: Snap out of it, girl, he's playing you. I don't mean to hurt your feelings but he's nothing to you.
by hello kitty lunchbox June 9, 2024
Get the Bluebeard's Castlemug. by PHXDD May 11, 2021
Get the Crawfish Castlemug.