pendulum case

This is some life saving information that I am about to share with you! When you wake up the morning after a huge night out on the town and you can feel a turtlehead poking out of your rectum remember to use the pendulum case while taking the grog bog. Grab your balls and hold them up so they don't get a shit shower when your ass erupts like a volcano!

Hey son I got a crap in my ass the size of a donkey!
Well remember to use the pendulum case cos I forgot and i got shit all over my hairy ballsack, where's some fucking shampoo?

by captain keys November 16, 2006

fag caesar

The annoying male hairstyle of combing short hair from the back of the head towards the front and sides of face. Often times it curls just a little when it reaches bare skin. Contrary to the term "fag", most respectable gay males would never sport this style, except in movies produced by straight male directors stereotyping the look of gay men. If George Clooney wasn't able to pull it off, nobody can.

"I used to think Bob was hot, but now he's got that fag caesar thing going with his hair. I'd sooner blow a hamster."

by GoddessofLove May 15, 2009

lower case voice

A person's normal speaking voice, without any change in volume, stress, "tone" or emphasis placed upon any of the words.

Antonym of "upper case voice".

"If you want to continue this discussion, I need you to stop yelling and speak calmly. Use your lower case voice."

by markfromhouston September 25, 2009

Run Them Cakes

Slang term used for sexual intercourse.

A Man, you been chillin' with Kathy for a while, she 'bout to let you run them cakes?

by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

basket case

one who is crazy, well i'll let the lyrics of the Green Day song say it for you.

Do you have the time
To listen to me whine
About nothin' and everything
All at once?

I am one of those
Melodramatic fools.
Neurotic to the bone,
No doubt about it.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?

I went to a shrink
To analyze my dreams.
She said it's lack of sex
That's bringin' me down.

I went to a whore.
He said my life's a bore,
So quit my whining cuz
It's bringin' her down.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Grasping to control.
So I better hold on.

Sometimes I give myself the creeps.
Sometimes my mind plays tricks on me.
It all keeps addin' up.
I think I'm crackin' up.
Am I just paranoid,
Or am I just stoned?

by IrishRepublicanArmy January 7, 2004

space cakes

mixing together marijuana and 1 1/4 c. flour 1/4 c. cocoa 1 tsp. baking powder 1/2 tsp. salt 3 eggs 2 c. sugar 3/4 c. butter, melted 1 tsp. vanilla

man i waz trippin on thos space cakes. i was so baked.

by noah j r April 18, 2008

Capeshit

A superhero movie where the hero is merely there to show off their superpower, rather than doing heroic acts people can actually relate to, they simply show off the cool tricks they can do to the screen. Going off of the saying "not all heroes wear capes" it's called capeshit because only the (metaphorical) cape has been cared about in the production of the movie.

"Marvel movies have devolved into capeshit the last 10 years"

by mammothianattitude September 3, 2022