captain douchebag

The biggest douchebag in the history of time. A person who exemplifies all that it means to be a douche.

Zach Pannenton is captain douchebag
those who don't even know his name simply know him as the captain.

by ShooToKill August 13, 2006

Captain Pussy Fucker

Legendary llama of the Half-Life modification "Team Fortress Classic" well-known for his binds i.e. "take that ya son of a bitch" and known for being banned off almost every TFC server as of 2005.

Captain Pussy Fucker, please stop teamshooting.

by Chuck Bronson April 3, 2005

captain planet

A superhero who is made of the five elements: Earth, Wind, Water, Fire, and Heart. These elements are represented by children who run around saving the world, and when in grave danger combine to form Captain Planet.

Kwame: "Earth!"
Wheeler: "Fire!"
Linka: "Wind!"
Gi: "Water!"
Ma-Ti: "Heart!"
All: "Together, we form CAPTAIN PLANET!"

by ryan_teh_awesome December 28, 2005

Captain Birdseye

Bit of a wind up merchant who appears on the CFC Chat page

Likes to wind up other posters with strange paedophile like phrases

by Psychologist October 11, 2003

Captain Hook

A bent penis in the shape of a hook.

Mike: I have a Captain Hook!

by MaddaCheeb24 October 8, 2009

Captain Savajo

The name is derived from its pronunciation - Captain Save-A-Ho. It describes a man who dates someone who he knows to have had multiple past partners in an attempt to "save" that someone, turning them into a respectable girlfriend.

Damn, look at Captain Savajo bringing that ho home to his parents! He knows that girl's slept with two other guys this week!

by F. L. Wright December 8, 2009

Captain's Log

This is no ordinary poo. This poo is so beast that it needs to be broken in half in order to get flushed, otherwise it will just stay in the toilet bowl like a brown stone.

Man, my captains log was so big it was sitting out of the water

by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003