calling dibs

calling dibs is a slang term that refers to a male "claiming" the rights to pursue a woman. dibs can be called in either a serious or a sarcastic fashion as long as all males in the party are aware of the context.

(after spotting a particularly attractive or unattractive woman) "I'm calling dibs!"

by pps57 May 21, 2008

Calling in fat

The act of skipping work because you can't find any clothes that fit properly.

"Hey, why didn't Jess show up for that section meeting today?"

"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"

by tessaract November 2, 2009

colinism

1.something that is, was, or will be annoying. 2.has a strong British accent and likes to break computers 3. Likes dragons, star wars, or star trek

Guy 1: Dang! This computer just froze, dude!
Guy 2: Wow, you bloody brit, you just colinismed

by tyrueioworui April 17, 2010

Doing a Colin

To "do a Colin" is a synonym for any broken promise/lie.

Spawned from the twitter trend #IamColin. In reference to twitter user @cwarr07 who promised to donate 100 pounds to a cancer charity if he lost a bet. He lost and refused to pay. This started a twitter trend where people have been donating on his behalf to the Sir Bobby Robson Foundation raising almost 1000 pounds.

John: "Fred promised to help me with moving house last week. On the day he never showed up or answered his phone."

Terry: "Fuck him, he's always Doing a Colin"

by toonarmymia July 29, 2011

Carlingford

Best suburb ever. Located in the Hills District, North-Western Sydney, Australia. Lots of greenery and wildlife!

I wish I lived in Carlingford!

by that_would_be_me September 6, 2010

mother nature is calling

when you have to take a crap or pee really bad

Hold on, mother nature is calling.

by fothermucker33 February 22, 2011

South Carolina

The “it’s no a phase, mom” state. They’re always first or dead last to do things. Located in the south eastern US.

South Carolina is pretty depending on where you go and who you meet.

by AsheIsALoser1 October 25, 2018