naked dave

the best internet friend a person could ask for. trustworthy, honest, sweet, and plus hes a sexy beast. we share the enjoyment of bananas, carrots, gilmore girls, and charmed.

Summer- pudding cakes
Naked Dave-hmm
summer-are really good on a hot day
Naked dave-is it a pudding or a cake?
summer- both
kyleighnc- how awkward

by Summer was a bummer October 14, 2008

Naked Molerat

When a man skins of the foreskin on his penis and scrotum area, then soaks it in water until wrinkled. He then inserts his penis into a woman's asshole after she takes a crap and doesn't wipe.

Dave totally Naked Molerat-ed Jenny after she was trying to do a Dirty Sanchez.

by The Naked Newfag June 23, 2011

naked margarita

A bartender asks if you want that margarita with salt or no-salt.It is difficult to hear in a noisy bar. It is difficult to remember large orders. There has to be a better way to ask for no-salt without using the word salt. The word naked works perfectly. No salt, no sugar.

Bartender: Would you like your margarita with salt, sugar or naked?
Customer: I would like a naked margarita.

by Tiger dude March 30, 2009

naked talk

Moment in a relationship when the infatuation that has defined the affair becomes more serious and things of consequence are discussed. The dialogue usually occurs in bed, post-coital, when the couple is naked in both the literal and figurative sense.

They had been carnal in their affair, reveling in a dream state of sex and passion, but eventually the naked talk occurred that forced them to focus, in a sobering manner, on what their tryst was evolving into.

by DrOxy November 11, 2013

naked sandusky

When you stand in the shower with an erect penis and just stare at other dudes.

I was in the shower at the gym and this guy was totally giving me the naked sandusky.

by ace freeley November 9, 2011

Naked protester

A person who gets naked at a protest to make the police angry ect.

We got a naked protester.

by deep blue 2012 March 17, 2010

naked family

Coined by Adam Groff in Sex education (Netflix show) a ‘naked family’ is a family that is comfortable and vulnerable with each other physically (in the nude) and emotionally. A naked family talks about their feelings.

“Hassan is so comfortable talking about his feelings it must be becase he’s from a naked family”

by -Lumi December 12, 2022