California Burrito

when you take a shit in a Mexican prostitutes pussy

i totally gave Consuela a California burrito

by Mrcool69! October 15, 2022

Burrito Rule

In the making of a baby bunny burrito and her love....only one burrito blanket will b used. They have to be cuddling inside

Nia and Joey will have to be together inside of a burrito blanket because of the burrito rule

by Burrito Rule October 8, 2020

Burrito Slapped

In reference to the viral video "Arizona racist white ladies threaten Mexican people". Basically when some arrogant people need to be knocked the fuck down! In the video two girls complained about burritos..therefore they should be slapped in their mother fucking ugly ass faces with a burrito. Maybe they'll look better an thank us.

Person 1: Did you see that racist video?!!
Person 3: yeah! Bitch about to get burrito slapped!

by Mc_Lovin' January 6, 2012

Chicoli Burrito

When you stick a Chipotle Burrito up someones ass, adding the secret Ecoli ingredient Chipotle stopped offering.

Gay Man Asks: "Anyone want to get Chipolte burritos? I'll can make it a Chicoli Burrito for you. (wink-wink)"

by Mount Philimanjaro October 6, 2016

cheese burrito

A retarded quesadilla for people who can't accept that is is just a fucking quesadilla. Can be folded in half or in thirds or whatever you want but is simply a tortilla with cheese that is heated and can also be called a quesadilla.

1. Oh dude is that a quesadilla?

No its a cheese burrito..
You retard

by Chuchubug November 22, 2014

Burrito Dong

When someones dong is thick, and short.

"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."

by Burrito May 24, 2014

purple burrito

When a penis turns a shade of violet from bruising. Usually as a result of a girl biting down or a girls penatrated hole be too tight or fit.

Hattie bit down so hard she gave me a purple burrito

Elizabeth's pussy was so tight my dick was smushed and I got a purple burrito

by ThePurpleBurrito May 15, 2014