Burning my nuts

when something or someone is getting on your nerves.

Listening to that girls high pitched voice is burning my nuts.

by soggysammich June 17, 2010

burning stockton

a mixture of corn starch and boiling water from (the microwave) that is used as an anal lubricant. resulting in 2nd degree burns AND a puckered, swollen,and much tighter butthole.

named for the west texas town stockton which is extremely hot year round. also most women met there seem to suffer from extreme prolapse of the anus.

after years of marriage things often become customary in the bedroom. to heat things up many couples rely on techniques like the burning stockton

by headgoat September 27, 2011

The Burning Bitch

The Burning Bitch is very painful. It is when a man opens his dick hole and puts a match in it with the end sticking out. Then the man lights the end of the match and pours gasoline down a womens vagina. Everything inside the women will ignite on fire and burst into flames. Then the mans dick will get 3rd degree burn. The term burning bitch comes from when a girl( bitch) has a burning vagina ( burning).

Last night me and my wife had the burning bitch. Now she is in the hospital and my penis is 3 inches shorter.

by Cash425 June 29, 2010

Bumping Uglies

Slang term used for two people having sexual intercoarse

Chad's Mom : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Wow It's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!

by SlopNChop December 3, 2018

burning blue

To love someone with a love that is more than love and to truly mean it.

Tyler is burning blue for kelly

by KaT4ever October 18, 2006

bumping tacos

wen lesbos press their labias together and roll around to add force
very entertaining
lesbos form of sex

Those lesbos liks bumping tacos

by mikeikes February 18, 2009

bumping fuglies

When two people are the homliest people in the world and they are screwing like rabbits..

Jason is telling people that him and Michelle are bumping fuglies 3 times a week.

by Harry Twater April 21, 2007