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War Bride

The title given to someone in the S.C.A or other such historical reenactment event that you camp at, who is sworn to another to take care of all of their needs for the duration of a War. Needs usually consist of, but are not limited to; cooking, armoring, sex, water bearing, cleaning, tent warming, drink fetching and post fight massages.

The bride in turn receives recognition of the battle field for whom their honor is being fought for, a person to whom they can come to with any problems, some one to keep drunken creepers at a distance, the perks and protection of that persons camp and a companion to keep them happy during the War.
"I didn't know you and Chelsie were dating!" "Were not, she lives 3 hours away from me. Shes just my war bride."

"I'm glad I'm Jeff's war bride this event. I keep getting hit on by drunken assholes and hes there to chase them off every time"
by Welsh Maiden September 7, 2012
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Braden

Worlds smallest peen and is the worst surfer you will ever meet. Ego is massive and sucks at most sports. No girls will ever like him and very annoying. Tries to be a cool kid and sits with a josh.
That kid surfing is such a Braden😂😂😂
by Rigbwfdihqwegdei February 21, 2019
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Braden

-A dumbass who has a small dick that's asian
-Player
-Pedophile
"Look it's a BRADEN"
by PusYasMan September 20, 2021
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braders

'braders you MUPPET'
by braders February 10, 2004
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braden

son of a bitch. doesn't really understand the way the world works. a braden usually doesn't care about anyone besides themselves and they'll do nothing but whine until they get what they want. not someone you wanna get close to unless you call 500,000 miles close.
That Braden guy, yeah he's an ass.
by picturetoburn November 21, 2010
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Boudecia

1. A person who is stupid or asks stupid questions?
2. A person who doesn't understand sarcasm.
3. A person who can't get the hint when you want them to leave.
1. Guy One: Can you define a definition for me?
Guy Two: Oh, your a fucking boudecia...
2. Girl One: Oh my god, your so smart!
Girl Two: Aww, thanks :)
Girl One: Haha your such a boudecia!
3. Girl One: Umm; sorry could you go? Wher ahh, having a private conversation.
Girl Two: Oh, I'll come back in five minutes :)
by AK&AS October 12, 2008
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Bride Candy

A random dude who appears at bachelorette parties and/or weddings who grinds, kisses or appears in a photo-op with the bride-to-be before she signs her life away to one man for eternity.
Did you see the guy Jeanine is making out with?
Yeah, he's just bride candy until next week.
by Metrosexual Caveman September 12, 2010
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