Guy 1: Why is their dried shit tracked in your house?
Guy 2: Oh that, I stepped in a sidewalk brownie yesterday.
Guy 1: And you didn't clean it up? Nasty dude.
Knocking someone out to the point of unconsciousness, and as there laying on their back, you aggressively shit in there mouth. As the shit overflows you take your two fingers and use them as a plunger pushing your fingers in and out of there mouth .