Brandon

Top shagger

Brandon is a top shagger

by Soulja boy 123 March 12, 2019

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That one kid that threw sand in your eyes and pushed you off the swing at the playground in 3rd grade.

"Wow, he is a realy big Brandon"

by Booperdooper115 May 6, 2019

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Brandon is a very annoying person with crooked teeth an a even more crooked sexuality.Brandon also has a weird obsession with cars. As of recently Brandon has been seen twisting his sack in a convulsing manner to cars, just out right destroying them with a new coat of white paint.

if Brandon ever sees a truck, make sure you cover your ears ...

by BØT BOY September 28, 2019

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Brandon is an asshole.He will play with your feelings and use you for fame.You can easily get attached to him but its very hard to let go of him.He is a very handsome guy but a fuckboy.He will leave you over and over but you will do anything to stay with him.

Gina:"Omg Brandon is so handsome!"

Leslie:"Dont put your eyes on him his a heartbreaker"

by unknown facts! September 7, 2019

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A dumb cunt

Wow that kid is a Brandon

by G.Bizzzzz December 15, 2017

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A person who loves the dick more than life itself. There's nothing on earth that can quench their thirst for dick. They have a ravenous hunger for man chowder for din din.

That gay guy is a real Brandon, he really loves the dick.

by Browncorn May 20, 2017

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