car booger

A chunk of ice or hard slush, usually dark brown, which is found in the middle of, or alongside, the road in winter, having fallen off a passing car. It builds up like a stalactite behind the wheel from dirty road slush being thrown up there and sticking. Also known in some quarters as a slurd.

Dear Uncle Pete... Weather was a bit warmer today so car boogers were in evidence everywhere on the roads... kids were dodging cars and running out to kick them apart on their way home from school.... p.s. Mom's hemorrhoids are acting up again.

by Cluin May 18, 2006

Lotion Booger

The ball of dried lotion that shoots out of the bottle when you attempt to dispense the lotion.

I went to pump some Vaseline Intensive Care, and a giant lotion booger squirted out.

by jukaswo November 28, 2007

Sugar-Booger-Rocket-Boof

When an individual snot rockets his cocaine laden boogers directly into another individuals anus.

No, Carl, I won't give you another free bump but I'll Sugar-Booger-Rocket-Boof you for free. Sugar booger snot rocket boof

by The Guzzling Goat October 20, 2017

Wood Booger

Hillbilly, Hick, Redneck, Appalacian Hilljack, Logger

woodbooger hick hillbilly redneck whitetrash logger inbred mountain folk

Looks like every hairy neck wood booger and there mother came down from the mountains to shop at Wal-mart today.

by knowyershit June 9, 2011

Texas Booger Sugar

Another word to describe cocaine

Hey man, you got any Texas Booger Sugar left? Mary wants to snort some off my cack.

by Lina Watson December 26, 2008

Shuttle Booger

A loose booger caught in the nasal canal that manoeuvres up and down in sync with the inhaling and exhaling of the nose.

Blake Wilkins: Hey man! Whats up ?
Lachie D: Not much, but i got a big fuck off shuttle booger!
Blake Wilkins: Aww mate, no good!

by xLachie1401x September 13, 2016

salty booger

When you shoot a load into your girls nose

I give my girl a s a salty booger last night

by Howie 1 December 17, 2016