Blondezvous 

A booty call with a blonde woman.

I had the hottest blondezvous last night man.

Blondezvous by Mani-tdot121 July 31, 2010

Blonde trash 

A extremely shallow person or to be more detailed, anyone that uses text talk in a regular conversation, or is on Facebook for more than four hours at one sitting. Disclaimer, anyone can be blonde trash.

God, Sarah is such blonde trash, she was on Facebook for seven hours last night.

Blonde trash by L cars March 8, 2011

blonde wad 

an adjective describing a person who has a ton of blonde hair that can not be controlled and is homeschooled. They usually spend hours untangling it and then somehow within mintues it becomes tangled again. The word is a mixture of a dumb blonde and a clumsy blonde. It can be used in a derogatory phrase.

Charlotte: "Ugh my hair is a mess"

You: "lololol Char your such a blonde wad"

Charlotte: "Hey!"

blonde wad by a.s.d.f.j.k.l.; July 5, 2012

Blonde person 

People who are dumb

Normal haired people: Ay yo is that Blonde person

Blonde person by Ydurhdh October 25, 2020

Airline Blonde

Airline Blonde - A lady that has blonde hair that is not natural, It maybe a wig or dyed, but either way.... she still has a black box...
blonde, airline, fanny, lady, hair, natural, wig,

I was with this 'Airline Blonde' the other night, Her hair on her head was golden but she still had a black box...

blonde, airline, fanny, lady, hair, natural, wig,

Airline Blonde by johnparker74 September 25, 2010

porn blonde 

Someone who is very white. Almost albino and does porn

That boy merveilleuxruuf is porn blonde

porn blonde by James1111111111 March 30, 2015

Lavender Blonde 

A completely mute, spying, waste of space, that can only communicate though use of crying with laughter emojis. May have sexual relations with BMWs.

Michelle hasn't said a word for as long as I've known her; she's such a Lavender Blonde

Lavender Blonde by CassieWin February 12, 2023