when female reproductive organs contain so much hair that if you cut it all off you could glue it to a viking's face and it would pass as a normal beard.
by Johnny Cock-knocker June 17, 2012
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by jennacola March 8, 2013
Get the Fecal Beard mug.A man's beard that is so attractive women (or men) cannot control their impulse to touch, stroke, or rub themselves against it, similar to how cats find catnip irresistible.
by figurista June 7, 2014
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Guy 1: Hey could you grab me a Reds Apple Ale?
Guy 2: Stop being a pussy and take a shot of Jim Beam Apple.
Guy 2: Stop being a pussy and take a shot of Jim Beam Apple.
by Ron Swansan June 23, 2016
Get the jim beam apple mug.A Driver who flashes his headlights on and off full beam as he passes another road user at night.
They usually roam the high ways and countryside and tend to avoid cities and towns but sometimes they stray away from the flock into civilization.
If one encounters a full beam bandit it is important to 'counter flash' them before they pass you in order to keep your dominance over these bandit scum. Just be careful an innocent bystander is not caught in the crossfire or you're no better than them.
Stay vigilant friends, those full beam bastards are out there.
They usually roam the high ways and countryside and tend to avoid cities and towns but sometimes they stray away from the flock into civilization.
If one encounters a full beam bandit it is important to 'counter flash' them before they pass you in order to keep your dominance over these bandit scum. Just be careful an innocent bystander is not caught in the crossfire or you're no better than them.
Stay vigilant friends, those full beam bastards are out there.
John: Hey Joe, guess what?
Joe: What?
John: I was driving home last night and I came under attack by three full beam bandits. I counter flashed two of them but the first one caught me off guard.
Joe: Those sneaky fuckers...
Joe: What?
John: I was driving home last night and I came under attack by three full beam bandits. I counter flashed two of them but the first one caught me off guard.
Joe: Those sneaky fuckers...
by BlueShizuka September 13, 2016
Get the Full beam bandit mug.A sad, wilted foreskin, caused by having too little of your foreskin removed at birth, resembling that of a dragons beard depicted in ancient Japanese paintings.
Dude, how long has it been since you've scrubbed that dick jacket? That dragon-beard's so stanky i can smell it from the kitchen.
by TheRealFrankieMuniz December 24, 2016
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A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.
Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.
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A woman who has straight pubic hair, thereby resembling a goat's beard.
Synonyms: pubes, pubic hair.
#pubes #mons pubis #vulva #yoni
by Aurora Blew March 11, 2017
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