Baelist

A playlist for your bae.

Bae: can we listen to some music?

You: let me just bring up my baelist

by ChipsnNips November 22, 2014

green bagel

Someone that is jewish and irish

Jennifer Connelly is a green bagel

by laura kkkkk December 6, 2007

Vegas Bagel

A Pretzel.

I was drunk. And I thought of pretzels. And Vegas. And bagels. Put it all together? :D

Vegas bagels!

by Swatzy August 24, 2009

fuck off my bagel

said when someone copies your style or swag.

boy 1: look i got the same shoes as you.

boy 2: fuck off my bagel man!

by randelas April 26, 2011

double bagel

The act of eating two bagels for breakfast and later destroying the handicapped bathroom stall.

Brian just had a double bagel and I cant go in the restroom for at least 30 minutes.

by Apollo10 October 26, 2010

bagels

the male private part

"snap yo BAGELS"
"i know you love my bagels"
"you are a bagel lover"

by Mayor Oh September 13, 2006

Dick Bagel

1. Having ones penis inserted into a bagel.

2. An insult directed at a bagel.

1: -Roomate walks in-
Roomate: Awww dude what the fuck?
Dickbagel: Oh, uh, sorry bro
Roomate: Aww man, pick that dick bagel up bro

2. Man, this bagel tastes like ass, what a dick bagel.

by XxxBroxxX January 22, 2010