Basterdfish

A person who acts stupid, like calls someone a bad name, or punches someone's tummy, or just is being plain stupid. . .It resembles a fish that eats other fish because it's hungery. . .Or a fish that lets itself be eat by another fish. . .So it sorta attacks from both sides of the feild.

Man1: "Hey dude! Get back from that basterdfish, he's gonna hit you!!"
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Man1: "Hey dude! Are you gonna punch that little basterdfish??!! Nice!!!

by Tomizzle April 10, 2008

battered wife

Wife or girlfriend who is victimized by being physically, emotionaaly and/or verbally abused by their loser boyfriends or husbands and are convinced that it is okay or that they will not find anyone else to love them and are practically brainwashed.

Girl 1: he hit me again
Girl 2: why do you put up with him?
GIrl 1: because he tells me he loves and needs me. I am the only one for him.
Girl 2: you're starting to sound like a battered wife

by nemo enola July 16, 2014

Battery

Someone who won't shut up and keeps going on like a duracell battery. They tend not to think before they speak..

girl: does this dress make me look fat?
battery: no of course not...its not the dress thats making you look fat right i mean if you're big you're gonna look big in whatever you wear coz clothes dont have the ability to make you look fat unless it was a really thick material or something but that dress material is really thin so it must just be you
girl: =o ...bitch

by Pseudonymmm123 April 25, 2009

Baby Batter

Semen, or man juice. also see skeet

I hit that raw and dumped all baby batter on that chick.

by The Bizzle October 7, 2004

Battered Boss Syndrome

A Boss who, because of constant and severe insubordination, may become depressed and/or unable to take any independent action that would allow him or her to fire the abusing employee. The condition explains why abused bosses may not seek assistance from others, fire their abusers, or leave the abusive situation. Sufferers may have low self-esteem, and are often led to believe that the insubordination is their fault.

Agnes and Marion took a steaming dump on Mr. Smith's desk because he asked them to write out their daily schedules. Because of constant insubordination for years, when Mr. Smith saw the warm turds, he stated, "This is my fault. They've been working SOOOO hard. At least they didn't poop on my chair." Little did he know....indeed they had shat his chair. Mr. Smith was suffering from Battered Boss Syndrome. :(

by HilSug July 10, 2010

Car battery masturbate

Using painful battery acid to pleasure yourself because your very horny

Aye mate I'm horny so I'm going to car battery masturbate

by Fucker5304 October 2, 2016

Butterdick

Usually used as an act of revenge. Butter Dicking somebody includes rubbing a stick of butter on your member, then rubbing your buttery member on the person (or something the person owns).

guy #1: "Theres something slimy on my car door handle"
guy #2: "Uh-oh, theres a note on your windshield that says 'You've been Butterdicked!'"
guy #1: "FML"

by butterdicker April 19, 2009