Battered Deer

A woman whose age makes her eligible to be a "Cougar" but her face looks a deer thats been struck by oncoming trafic and left for dead.

You: Ay Man, look at that "Cougar" over there

Meanwhile-The woman turns around, so that her face is visable

:The result:

Your Buddy: Ooogh thats not a "Cougar"! No Man !That's a "Battered Deer"

by "Juggernaut" August 3, 2009

Batter Rag

A rag/towel/article of clothing (usually from the dirty pile) that is used to clean up semen after masturbation.

My mom was disgusted to find my batter rag while doing his laundry.

by beerstudk February 8, 2010

battery interuptis

When the battery in your adult toy runs out mid intercourse and you are forced to interupt the session to search for a new battery.

Bill; "how was your weekend Tim?"
Tim: "it was awsome, except for that darned battery interuptis"

by jake678 April 25, 2010

batterykens

1. n. People who drive totally electric cars; usually forward thinkers, hippies, etc.

2. n. Trend followers, avant garde novelists etc. , often derisive.

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Nice car. You batterykens are sure coming out of your closet-sized garages.

You're saying that because our garages are so small right?

by hardyharhar1 March 14, 2013

Battery drainer

A friend, significant other, or acquaintance who won't stop texting you.

Adam: Dude your phone has gone off like twelve times in the last ten minutes.

Brian: Yeah that's the new girlfriend. She's a real battery drainer.

by RogueEconomist December 6, 2015

botted up

When you're high as fuck.

Damn bro, you're botted up!

by Oh Zee July 16, 2016

batterchatter

A person who obsessive compulsively spends all his time talking violently about OPB (Other People's Bull).

What a batterchatter she is, spends all of her day gossiping about opb.

by ChatterBatter May 11, 2017