double bagel

The act of eating two bagels for breakfast and later destroying the handicapped bathroom stall.

Brian just had a double bagel and I cant go in the restroom for at least 30 minutes.

by Apollo10 October 26, 2010

bagels

the male private part

"snap yo BAGELS"
"i know you love my bagels"
"you are a bagel lover"

by Mayor Oh September 13, 2006

Dick Bagel

1. Having ones penis inserted into a bagel.

2. An insult directed at a bagel.

1: -Roomate walks in-
Roomate: Awww dude what the fuck?
Dickbagel: Oh, uh, sorry bro
Roomate: Aww man, pick that dick bagel up bro

2. Man, this bagel tastes like ass, what a dick bagel.

by XxxBroxxX January 22, 2010

bagel

Long ago, when the doughnut was invented, the entirety of planet Earth rejoiced at the delicious iced pastry, until one day, somebody pointed out that it contained the word "ugh", which is commonly associated with horror and dismay. This eventually led to "doughnut" being shortened to "donut", all for the better. A bagel is a lesser donut. It effectively puts the "ugh" back in "doughnut" and should be avoided at all costs if a donut is available.

*Todd is about to put a bagel in his mouth when Sean cuts him off.*

Sean: Dude, we have donuts.

Todd: Thanks, Man. I owe you one.

*Todd eighty-sixes the bagel and grabs a donut.*

by Gulstab August 8, 2009

everything bagel

1. A bagel with everything on it
2. Name given to someone you really think is being silly

Ted: I gave the cat to much oatmeal, and he choked to death.
Mike: Oh, you're an everything bagel

by Wesker! January 4, 2008

Bagel Orgy

Three or more people fucking while eating bagels at same time. Some say its the perfect combination.

I went to a bagel orgy last night. Got sooo much sex...and some bagels. It was fucking awesome!!

by Numnum555 March 1, 2011

nigerian bagel

where a man butfucks a partner. after the asshole is loose the man then shits in his partners asshole then the man goes back and packs in his shit in his partners asshole

go nigerian bagel your girlfriend.

by Mike Honcho from PlayGirl Mag March 7, 2008