hot air balloon

Performing oral sex on a woman in 69 position and she farts into partners nostrils during act.

I was eating my girlfriend out in a 69 and she fired up a hot air balloon in my nose.

by oneaze September 7, 2011

Balloon face

A person whose cheeks are very big and they look like they were inflated like a balloon.

Glenn's cheeks were so big he must've pumped them up before he came to school.

by MaxRetarted March 26, 2004

balloonifide

Referring to the balloon size of an annoying preppy girls boobs.

Oh man, I know. I fucking hate preppy girls. I bet he will go for one with balloonifide boobs.

by crazypunkgirl July 11, 2006

balloon pump

titty fuck. to fuck the titties with teh cock.

"yo dude. i was drunk as shit last night and i straight balloon pumped the fuck out those huge thangs."

by mxs July 19, 2007

Balloob

Breasts large enough to resemble balloons, i.e. larger than normal bra sizes. Generally associated with people of the fat variety, though not always.

"Check out that chubba, she has some massive balloobs!"

by lolcatcatlol February 9, 2010

Balloon Animal

Someone who is stupid to the third power. The response to their actions or words is frequently, "wow....just....wow."

Was that dude trying to hump a fire hydrant? What a balloon animal.

by grieco August 11, 2010

Balloon pooping

The art of shitting in a balloon and bursting it over a children's bake sale

''School's finished, lets do some Balloon pooping''

by liiiio1111 July 3, 2014