Bagel Song

You don't need to define the bagel Song, because the bagel Song defines itself.

The fuckin' bagel Song

by WTFC's? October 16, 2008

Badger Leap

The act of leaping over 4 full rows of seats in a van to grab a bare breast while driving down the freeway!

Teal performed a flawless badger leap while in Fairbanks!

by JDash January 22, 2009

vadge badgers

1. a common vagina badger usually taking refuge in one's muff hair; notorious for vagina rippage.

"Oh, bejesus, I think I caught a vadge badger!"
"Once vadge badgers have control of the general area, they start chomping away at the clitorus, etc."

by HQ Tenenbaum Associates October 4, 2005

fuckin bagel

What you say during lunch out loud for no reason.

"Have a lot of homeowrk today?"
"FUCKIN BAGELS."

by Kingsplayer2 February 4, 2009

leather bagel

A man's anal sphincter.

'Eat the leather bagel!' roughly translated means 'Please give me a rim-job'.

First coined by Russell Brand.

by Dr Ferret February 21, 2014

Beat My Bagel

A slang term for female masturbation.
Alternative uses include:
Beat Your Bagel
Bagel Beater

1: I'm in control when I beat my bagel.

2: I heard she just stays home all day and beats her bagel.

by Justin Washington January 21, 2008

whatever toasts your bagel

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.

Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."

by Alexandra(: May 8, 2010