Wrap it in Bacon

Verb Phrase.

The action of taking something less palatable and making it more so by cloaking it in something more appealing.

"We want to drive opens on this direct mail piece about a pretty boring event, so we'll wrap it in bacon by putting a monkey in a tuxedo on the enclosure."

by el_chacal September 27, 2011

Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon

Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022

SUSSY BACON

Some random ass person said this in my callss

UR being a sussy bacon

by anonymous November 11, 2021

bacon bits

Also known as a security guard or 2.5 Not quite full pork just bacon bits

Is that a cop. Nope just the bacon bits (mall security)

by TheCRACKERman July 20, 2008

Make it bacon

Make it bacon. Usually in refence to getting with a larger girl.

That guy has been talking to fatties all night, looks like he's gonna make it bacon!

by RIPOM April 3, 2009

Skillet Bacon

The act of blurting out a very bad word that is worse than screaming you-know-who's name ( a.k.a voldemort)

HOLY SHIT! JACIE JUST TOLD HER BROTHER HE'S A SKILLET BACON!!!!

by Jeely June 24, 2009

bacon brigade

The Police, modified from the popular term for police, 'pigs'.

The cause of much hilarity, the police have been comedy targets throughout the world for years...

"How many police officers does it take to break an egg?"
"None... the egg fell down the stairs of it's own accord!"

"I always wanted to be a policeman, but I failed the criteria... my mother and father are married."

"Oink Oink... do you smell bacon?"

"What do you mean... oh yes... here come the bacon brigade! Oy streaky!"

by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005