SUSSY BACON

Some random ass person said this in my callss
UR being a sussy bacon
by November 11, 2021
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Religion Of Bacon

A religion revolving around bacon whose followers will eat bacon with literally anything, including bacon with bacon. DO NOT bring turkey bacon to them as they will sacrifice you and it to their god in exchange for actual bacon.
"Bacon is our god because bacon is real"
I eat bacon because I am a true believer in the religion of bacon
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Bacon Chaser

Adjective Braw

A Fat Person, A Chunky, A Fatboiiiii,

Michael Winner and Michelle McManus are examples of famous Bacon Chasers

The phrase originated in 1983, Professor Delton Mowbray is credited with the invention of the phrase.

At the time of creation, Bishop Desmond Tutu described the phrase as 'Absolute Comedy Genius'
e.g. Wha'ssssss Crackin' Muh'lickinnnnn Bacon Chaser
by Craig Ritchie May 06, 2008
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Pocket bacon

When working on the stage, at times bacon is either donated or stolen from catering and then stored in a cup in a pocket for convenient consumption
by KCJ0nes October 24, 2017
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bacon bits

Also known as a security guard or 2.5 Not quite full pork just bacon bits
Is that a cop. Nope just the bacon bits (mall security)
by TheCRACKERman September 20, 2005
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Make it bacon

Make it bacon. Usually in refence to getting with a larger girl.
That guy has been talking to fatties all night, looks like he's gonna make it bacon!
by RIPOM April 04, 2009
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bacon brigade

The Police, modified from the popular term for police, 'pigs'.

The cause of much hilarity, the police have been comedy targets throughout the world for years...

"How many police officers does it take to break an egg?"
"None... the egg fell down the stairs of it's own accord!"

"I always wanted to be a policeman, but I failed the criteria... my mother and father are married."
"Oink Oink... do you smell bacon?"

"What do you mean... oh yes... here come the bacon brigade! Oy streaky!"
by Neil Baxter September 24, 2005
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