bacon cleanse

A diet consisting of only bacon. Usually only done when one has given up on their life.

When John's definition on Urban Dictionary didn't get any likes he decided to go on a bacon cleanse}

by 1000101001001010001 August 15, 2017

Turkey bacon

Pork-less bacon, still tastes alright albeit somewhat plastic-y but delicious anyway

Turkey strips made from turkey instead of pig

Turkey bacon is delicious breakfast substitute for the other bacon

Turkey bacon tastes pretty fine

Most people STILL PREFER REAL BACON though

by WatcherInc August 26, 2022

Bacon Snake

A pokemon belonging to the Sizzlipede/Centiskorch evolution line. They are long, flat, serpentine, and red, much like bacon and a snake had an illicit lovechild.

I wanted to win a battle with my mono grass team, but he threw out the bacon snake and it was all over.

by Asuka Was Here April 25, 2021

bacon bits

Also known as a security guard or 2.5 Not quite full pork just bacon bits

Is that a cop. Nope just the bacon bits (mall security)

by TheCRACKERman July 20, 2008

Make it bacon

Make it bacon. Usually in refence to getting with a larger girl.

That guy has been talking to fatties all night, looks like he's gonna make it bacon!

by RIPOM April 3, 2009

Skillet Bacon

The act of blurting out a very bad word that is worse than screaming you-know-who's name ( a.k.a voldemort)

HOLY SHIT! JACIE JUST TOLD HER BROTHER HE'S A SKILLET BACON!!!!

by Jeely June 24, 2009

bacon brigade

The Police, modified from the popular term for police, 'pigs'.

The cause of much hilarity, the police have been comedy targets throughout the world for years...

"How many police officers does it take to break an egg?"
"None... the egg fell down the stairs of it's own accord!"

"I always wanted to be a policeman, but I failed the criteria... my mother and father are married."

"Oink Oink... do you smell bacon?"

"What do you mean... oh yes... here come the bacon brigade! Oy streaky!"

by Neil Baxter October 4, 2005