Backstard

A person (typically an old friend) that backstabs you and then acts like a friend.

God!!! Ashley is such a backstard! She is a meaner!!!

by moehomie December 2, 2015

Backwards-burrito

When some hooker is giving you a blowjob-from-behind, and you cum in her mouth and fart in her face at the same time.

Hey Fred, last night I gave my girlfriend a backwards-burrito

by Meistro bojango October 30, 2016

Blackbeirding

The act of lighting ones pubes on fire resembling famous pirate Blackbeard and then jacking off/sex

Guy 1:”yo I blackbeirded the fuck out of that bitch last night”

Guy 2:”I’ve never tried blackbeirding before, should I?”

Guy 1:”dawg it was a whole ass experience”

by ShiverzZz-On-Twitch May 3, 2019

Backwardswimmer

You are gay and a defect. You (as a sperm cell) swam back inside your dad's nuts while he was nutting and stayed there until you were forced to go when he ejaculated too hard.

He is a backwardswimmer so let's leave him alone.

by NotABackwardSwimmer November 15, 2019

backwards flying dragon

When a woman gets her mouth, vagina and booty blasted by three midgets simultaneous to a Asian man giving the party of 4 a golden shower.

Look at the look on her face! She definitely backwards flying dragon on a grind

by mikedigolosgigolos January 14, 2021

Backwards Bat

The act of masturbating while squatting but reaching for and massaging the penis from behind yourself. Hence Backwards Batting. Warning only experts should ever attempt this masturbation technique

Hey bro just got back from Smashing Rock just rubbed one out. Backwards Batting sure is fun.

by PoonSlayer1 August 27, 2021

beef in the backyard

a big football player in the backfield, a quarter-pound burger at a bbq,......anal sex

i came home from work early and caught my boyfriend and brother getting beef in the backyard

by backyard beauty November 30, 2010