liquid autism 

When someone's speech is so non-sense that you could catch the bull***t leaving their mouth as liquid autism.

A:"My name jeff XD"
B:"Dude what are you talking about"
C:"Don't mind him he's just spitting liquid autism"
B:"ok bye".

liquid autism by MaxPare July 12, 2017

Hardcore autism 

It's very similar to normal autism but it's much stronger and very damageing to braincells for a normal person to see it. It's also pretty rare.

Person A: Wth is he doing???
Person B: DON'T LOOK, you may get tumor in your eyes?!
Person A: Why?
Person B: He has hardcore autism!

Hardcore autism by litless November 28, 2017

Heino-Autism 

An extremely high autism level, and it's very rare.

Doctor: he might have Heino-Autism
Patient: HURR DURRRH!
Jakobs mom: God Dammit...

Heino-Autism by Bamsefar69 January 27, 2018

butt autism

The condition upon which one sits on the toilet until their butt turns numb. This condition can travel down your legs if untreated, leaving you with temporary paralysis and unable to avoid all the people you’ve pissed off by hogging the bathroom.

Matt: Where the hell were you and why you walking funny?
Dan: He was in the shitter for an hour and didn’t wash his hands.
Joel: I got butt autism and I need a place to lie down

butt autism by superdada May 8, 2018

event autism 

The specific, oddly focused mindset that takes over an MMO player during in-game limited time events, often resulting in them shunning all game content in order to just play the event and grind out every last drop of that time limited content. Also applies to mobile format games which mirror the limited time event model.

Man, I'd love to hit up the new raid, but I'm in total Event Autism mode here, I need to grind out the Summer dailies on my alts then get a few hundred more tokens to get that next cosmetic before I can call it quits for the day.

event autism by Boabby the barman September 12, 2018

Righteous Autism 

A form of autism which contains only it's most advantageous qualities.

With Al's righteous autism he was able to manage 5 wives and his job.

Righteous Autism by BenAllan November 3, 2018

Spicy Autism 

A person with spicy autism is spicy and autistic.

viztec has spicy autism

Spicy Autism by breadn't May 28, 2019