Someone who is so incredibly self absorbed that they are blinded by their general assholeness towards others. No one likes him but everyone is friends with him. All the ladies love him even though he is incapable of expressing emotion because well... he's an asshole. Only of the male gender.
by coolcatz221 May 17, 2015
Get the Narcissistic assholemug. An Asshole Teacher is one of those teachers that scream at you for the slightest thing, Give you an F on you're Homework/test for something stupid like getting the date wrong or misspelling a single word. they like to vent all of there frustrations out on the entire class by giving them extra homework or humiliating them. How do you stop one of these teachers well guess what you can't if you defend yourself they will give you detention for "Back-talking" or call your parents and say you were being "disrespectful" to them. If you try to seek retribution by reporting them to the principal they will deny everything and then become an even bigger Asshole Teacher and will most likely start to single you out in class.
Student 1: Dude Mr Adams gave me an F- on my test because I got the date wrong.
Student 2: Well he screamed at me yesterday because I asked to go to the restroom.
Student 1: He's such an Asshole Teacher
Student 2: Well he screamed at me yesterday because I asked to go to the restroom.
Student 1: He's such an Asshole Teacher
by SuperMatthew December 27, 2012
Get the Asshole Teachermug. Friend: Dude, did you go on that date with Amy.
Asshole: Nah, I ditched her, she's fugly.
Friend: What an asshole move!
Asshole: Nah, I ditched her, she's fugly.
Friend: What an asshole move!
by yoyopickleface January 30, 2010
Get the asshole movemug. Taking a blowtorch to an asshole for pleasure or hair removal. Some people like it rough and some people like it bare. You can decide but watch out for its side effects: pungent smell of burnt asshole, burnt/darkened dicks, permanent scarring over the asshole, inability to poop.
by DICK burn November 16, 2016
Get the Asshole Torchingmug. The lane on a highway directly adjacent to an off ramp lane where Assholes try to cut in at the very last possible second to avoid a line up. This generates new traffic in the asshole lane and a subsequent chain reaction into neighboring lanes.
It is a major root of rush hour traffic on highways worldwide.
It is a major root of rush hour traffic on highways worldwide.
Passenger: "Dude get out of this lane quick"
Driver: "Why?"
Passenger: "Because it's the asshole lane!"
Driver: "Thanks you are so wise"
Driver: "Why?"
Passenger: "Because it's the asshole lane!"
Driver: "Thanks you are so wise"
by Raul (comes out at night) December 17, 2009
Get the Asshole Lanemug. by Skippyzu July 21, 2019
Get the asshole shotmug. When your asshole has been fucked so hard by a massive cock that your asshole is very loose and destroyed now, usually bleeds.
by my testicles are cold July 6, 2017
Get the Destroyed Assholemug.