Captain America’s sweet, thicc, luscious ass cheeks; an ideal location for increased glycogen storage due to the supersoldier serum and the exercise he partakes in whilst kicking the vastly inferior asses of others; the muscular perfection of Steve Roger’s gluteus minimus, gluteus medius, and gluteus maximus; an exemplary example of dummy thicc buttocks; the area over which the super spandex of Captain America’s super suit where stretches the most; the only ass that was a recipient of complements from both Tony Stark and Steve Rogers in the movie Avengers: Endgame;
America’s finest ass, engineered by a german scientist to perfection.
America’s finest ass, engineered by a german scientist to perfection.
Hrrrrnnggh Tony im doing whatever it takes but im dummy thicc and the claps of America’s Ass cheeks keeps alerting Thanos
by Thicc cheeky April 26, 2019
Get the America’s Assmug. by Smoodie April 19, 2022
Get the Ass Digitmug. To make love
Tom: John, did you finally shred ass with Veronica last week?
John: Yeah!
Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
John: Yeah!
Tom: Congrats! I knew you'd shred ass eventually.
by Perrier August 1, 2018
Get the Shred Assmug. (n) A rank collection of dust, formed by years of dead skin, dried farts, and dandruff that collects on office chairs or anyplace else people put their gross asses.
Philly was doing his 'Ace Ventura' bit when he slammed his face onto an office chair. You should have seen the gigantic cloud of ass dust that exploded out of it.
by wilsonhenderson January 19, 2010
Get the ass dustmug. by Cody May 23, 2004
Get the sorry assmug. A girl with a flat ass can be described as having a matzah ass, like in the form of flat unleavened bread.
by Mike McG July 3, 2008
Get the matzah assmug. When someone's ass is so flat and shapeless, that it has the boxed, flat, dull appearance of a toaster.
by Naws!!! June 7, 2016
Get the toaster assmug.