father alan

The big wild nonce who likes to play with children

Ahh there he is

Father alan the sex offender

by That random knob September 26, 2019

commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you

Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Alan

Some dumbass who say the same lines over and over.

Alan says “no way!” And “Cuh!”

by Someoneyoudon’tknow August 16, 2021

Possibly Alan

amazing, funny, cute, happy person,

Friend: "Hey you're a possibly alan!" You: "Thank you man!"

by jackakaka January 3, 2022

Alan Fajardo Vasquez

Noun. A gargantuan Pillar that anchors all the dreams of people. Its grand circumference envelopes whole oceans; its boundless length reaches from the deepest parts of the seas to the heavens beyond. One who is able to scale the pillar to its pinnacle will own everything the world has to offer. They then become the pillar that supports everyone.

That dependable guy is a Alan Fajardo Vasquez.

by Rejardedfart November 23, 2023

Alan

The most Sweetest person I have ever met.
He have lighten my life,and helped me escape through dark.
Being with him is one of the most happiest moments in my life,and I will forever cherish our every moments together.

No matter how hard our problems are,we will never give up,we will go through this together.
I love him more than anything in this World,and I would never pick anyone else over him.
Even if we break apart,he will always be my one and only,no one else.
I belong to him,and he belongs to me,
And my Heart belongs to him.

He is like an angel,not perfect,but the best.
I will forever be by he's side.

"Alan is the best Boyfriend ever"

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Alan Aguirre

He’s the literally the real darth vader

LOOK ITS THE REAL ALAN AGUIRRE

by Dirty Cantera October 17, 2021