acoustic shave

Where one's singing shaves off one or many needed notes.

At karaoke, Jebus' acoustic shave of Born to be Wild really butchered the song.

by Jozef de Beer March 29, 2008

achouie louie

when your getting head and the girl sneezes all over your dick and balls

"ew...i cant believe you just achouie louie'd me....go wash my balls"

by snazzle October 15, 2005

savings account

The money left in ones checking account before pay day.

Yay, it's pay day and I have $0.74 in my savings account!

by ybuj October 1, 2010

Bank account

When your parents take your birthday money and put it in your college bank account.

You Open up your birthday present and it’s a Check for 5,000 dollars

Baby Joe: yaaaaaaa! I can day so much stuff!
Dad: yonk!
Mom: that’s going in your bank account

Baby Joe falls back and f@!?ing dies

by Jorman Thode jr May 1, 2019

Acoustics

farting.

"How are those acoustics?," she says, then laughs.

by whatever454 April 27, 2009

Tour Accountant

A make believe accountant that works for entertainers on the road.All they really do is run quickbooks,count money and make a percentage of every dollar taken.Most Tour Accountants are pompous,with no regard for practicality,and will step over dollars to save pennies.

We cant get paid tonight because the tour accountant says he has no money.(but earlier we saw the fuck sneaking into ruth chris steakhouse with a 500 dollar an hour hooker)

by Joe Roadie February 18, 2010

Ghost Account

A bank account that you keep secret from your significant other. Typically used for vices you dont want shown on your bank statement, ie: fast food, tobacco, gentleman's club etc...

"Cant have my wife seeing how much money i am spending on booze, better use the ghost account"

by 09denverfrog April 10, 2017