a clone apart

A Clone Apart is a comedy machinima series similar to the famous Red vs. Blue, only using Star Wars Battlefront instead of Halo. It was started almost a year ago by a guy named Jeff James and his brother, Ryan, and portrays the story of Clone Trooper Danson-Delta 40, a lackluster soldier who, during the Battle of Utapau, ends up stepping into a portal that sends him 20 years into the future. From then on, the story follows his adventures in this new world to him.

A Clone Apart is the best internet series evar!

by Mr. Awesomepants November 2, 2007

between a rock and a hard-on

A situation in which you have to choose between your best friend or getting some action.

A: There's this chick and I know she really wants my dick.
B: All right, man!
A: Problem is, she's dating one of my best friends
B: Damn, sounds like you're between a rock and a hard-on.

by Quandries December 16, 2010

make like a tree and leave

To go, to leave. Used derogatively.

A pun on leaving, the process of shedding leaves that occurs in deciduous trees.

"Make like a tree and leave," the man shouted, pointing out the door.

by knightshade May 16, 2006

she'd give a dog a bone

An expression that means that a certain female is extremely attractive.

Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."

by Nick D May 18, 2004

make like a tree and get out of here

Incorrect (or deliberately incorrect) variant of make like a tree and leave.

Why don't you make like a tree and get out of here?
(puzzled reaction)
You, know, LEAVE?

by James Lampert May 4, 2007

Give a slap and run a lap

The challenge when you sneak up on your friends and slap them as hard as you can on the back of the head. Then you run as fast as you can to avoid getting shot.

Guy #1 Ey mayne! lets do the give a slap and run a lap challenge!
Guy #2 Fuck yes i'm deadass down!
Guy #1 Lets slap Ronnie!
Guy #2 Let's hit em hard!

by Baznigger June 5, 2018

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by laser_fox March 10, 2021