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pile of wank

1.A person who is being an idiot is referred to as a 'pile of wank'

2.Someone who is gay

3.Someone who likes to illegal touch children
Person 1: "I'm sorry"

Person 2: "no you're not you pile of wank"
by bluebirdpotatoes May 29, 2018
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Dog Pile

When multiple people take a shit in the same toilet without flushing.
Dammit, my friends dog piled me again.
by Ace Decade September 1, 2018
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Ball Pile

Ball Pile n. Term used to describe the surge of testosterone that causes males to behave in eratic fashions when in close proximity to one another
Its game night, so the Ball Pile is going to be at my house trying to impress one another.
by Loretta Turner December 31, 2008
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Jerking off on a pile of sand

“Jerking off on a pile of sand” is a metaphor used to describe the poor planning and execution of the withdrawal from Afghanistan under Joe Biden‘s administration. Not only leaving US military equipment and creating civil unrest in already unstable country, and then after all that they don’t even trying to help civilians find refuge in neighboring country’s. Although Afghanistan is an Islamic Republic, someone argue it’s more of a dictatorship.
Tim “Hey Bill did you see the news”

Bill “Yeah man”

Tim “jerking off on a pile of sand

Bill “Well shit, we could go there and get a blackhawk helicopter with a 50% discount”

Tim “I Already booked tickets”
by Big man 1776 October 16, 2022
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Wood Pile

A group activity in which several individuals fuck on one participant, often in a way that mirrors the dynamic of a “train,” but with the roles changed so that the central participant is male rather than a woman. The term plays on the imagery of piling wood, with each piece of “wood” representing a participants penis.
Example: “We stacked a wood pile on that faggot.”
by Big Stunna Mane August 8, 2025
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tire pile

Slang term for a suburban sex party featuring at least one little person.
My little buddy from work Larry says he can make it on Friday so it looks like we’ll be having a full on tire pile instead of the regular old orgy.
by KC Mc January 15, 2024
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palm pile

Pooping in your hand and hitting someone with it
I'm gonna hit Cheryl with a palm pile
by Itzuhcarrot l October 12, 2022
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