Tampon

In and out , x17

A tampon is a product tht girls shove up there pssy , so a man doesn’t stick there pepe in there 😺
“I need a tampon”

“B df u need tht for ..? Cant stick my unicorn horn up there ..!?”

by qtvxsa March 16, 2022

Confetti tampon

The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes

Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.

by Twaat_head April 25, 2015

Tampon

It’s tony lopez but with his pink hair. He looks old and used, and he probably thinks the 5 year olds are gonna come running to him.

Spit on it 😏

“Hey do you have a tampon?”
“No, I don’t want Tony Lopez inside of me”
“Bitch what-“

by grifeettoes October 16, 2020

used tampon

any penis that has been inserted into any vagina, anus, hand, or mouth that gets an erection to be inserted into another different vagina, anus, hand, or mouth

Woman: "This used tampon tried to hit on me the other day."

Friend: "Ew. What did you say?"

Woman: "He's took me out to get a new handbag, a cute pair of red bottoms, and a steak dinner. After that he paid for me to vacation in the Maldives alone for some stress relief, he completely understands and then I stopped talking to him."

Friend: "Good for you. You deserve it."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

used tampon

any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone

Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

Tampon Racecar

Just an eyesore of a car

Verosika: "I'll need to park here for a week during spring break"

Blitzo: Oh no! You are not parking here for a fucking week, Now take your Tampon Racecar somewhere else!

by Ilikeppjuice February 13, 2021

tampon

a cotton tube attached to a string (for an easy way to remove it) for preventing any leakage during a womans menstral period . When a tampon is inserted, it merely soaks up any fluid and stops it from coming outside of the body, creating that 'fish' smell.

Sarah: "Do you use tampons or pads?"

Danielle: "Tampons... I hate smelling fishy."

by R34LLYrayn October 21, 2012