Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.

I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

Hamstering

When you climb on the roof of a car with an open sunroof and your lady sucks you off underneath like a hamster drinking from a water bottle

I took the chick up out in the Civic last night and she did some hamstering on me.

by AjayCee005 October 2, 2025

Hamster vitamins

Hamster vitamins : Vitamins made from parts of a hamster that are chewy yet have a slight punch of sliminess to it.

Did you take you hamster vitamins?

by City vocabulary May 18, 2022

hamster dance

When you have sex with someone and get pregnant with multiple children.

Damn, Jill hooked up with Brian and after he found out they did the hamster dance he zooted.

by Fresh_Tresh October 17, 2020

Hamstering

To keep someone contained in a cramped container or area, usually for entertainment.

Alan : “Dude, that guys gonna get some hamstering.”

by archkyorTw1nk August 1, 2025

Hamster

Nothing

A hamster is nothing in the garage

by that kid with the heep July 13, 2019

Looking for the hamster

Feeling horny so get naked, down on your knees, hoping to be caught and taken advantage of.

I was feeling horny, so I waited for him looking for the hamster.

by ClintReno April 5, 2019