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hammer jacker

1. A person with an overblown opinion of his abilities who experiences the misfortune of having his true level of ability revealed to his audience, usually while attempting to demonstrate his knowledge or skill.

2. An overly confident person who screws up big time.

The exact origins of this term are not known. Some speculate that the term may first have been coined in reference to a guy who, while playing a cowboy gunslinger like on TV, shot himself in the foot.
Did you hear about John? That hammer jacker shot himself in the foot while showing off his gun slinging "skills" to his friends!
by Franzig Durpy December 31, 2013
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hammer longballo

some player✌️
Hammer Longballo is some player✌️
by realhammerlongballo December 1, 2020
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Drop a Hammer

A saying used to describe the expulsion of a large bowl movement that's urgency grows quickly and unexpectedly.
"Damn Griff, that Old Country Buffet really got me. Stop at this Dunkin Donuts so I can drop a hammer."
by SwankyJohn October 9, 2014
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hammer drill

Stacy said she got a hammer drill last night.
by Drchoco September 6, 2017
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Sand Hammer

The act of burying your dick in the sand after getting aroused on a nude beach.
Dude why the hell are you still laying there? We gotta go!

Dude... I gotta sand hammer right now.
by GuidoTexan October 20, 2010
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Gizzard Hammer

A huge cock that can pound out a solid deep throat.
Her throat is tore up. I gave her the gizzard hammer last night.
by Eaton Holgoode February 26, 2018
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hammer tanked

Extremely drunk. The state of being highly intoxicated after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.
"That bitch is so hammer tanked she might end up with a muddy squirrel tonight."

"Jim was so hammer tanked last night he ate a whole jar of baby teeth."
by Leukocyte December 20, 2008
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