bus driver

An individual who drives passengers to and from school but unfortunately does not receive any reimbursemnt from said "passengers". This individual receives much grief from his peers due to his countless hours of time wasted driving the bus without anything to show for it. Weapon of choice is usually a green Jeep Wrangler with custom plates.

"L and J throw me a freckin bone here" said the angry Bus Driver

by jackgibson December 14, 2008

Hand Driver

A classer word for Jacking off.

Damn my wife went out of town so I broke out the hand driver.

by Cf450 October 20, 2008

Backseat Driver

A passenger who attemps to take control of a driver using mental telekinesis like a shot caller.

You always telling me I'm in the water stop being a backseat driver!

by Spoodergirl March 12, 2019

Zoolander driver

someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling

person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"

person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."

by Kbrod June 10, 2011

Crab driver

Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.

by docsterx July 3, 2011

Moon Driver

A drink which has has:

2 Parts Vodka

1 Parts Orange Juice

1/2 gram Moon Rocks

"I wore my drinking suit and my anit-gravity boots...but I was still floating from that Moon Driver...."

"Would you like a drink ?" Ok, Would you like to go to space?"

" I'm higher than a space rover!"

by Gods Of Ballz (ChocTPee) May 3, 2013

Crab driver

Bad tempered taxi driver with an attitude.

That cabbie was really obnoxious. He's definitely a crab driver.

by docsterx July 3, 2011