The act of placing one’s scrotum in the tail pipe of a Toyota Crown sedan and then turning the vehicle on.
by Equinsuocha June 25, 2025
Get the Crown Royal mug.To drop serious cash on something that turns out to be completely useless, low-quality, or straight-up fake. Basically, when you flex too fast and reality humbles you.
by HeWhoFitsCarpets October 31, 2025
Get the Crowned mug.When a company continues to operate, despite being obviously insolvent and run by donkeys and employing a majority of staff members that struggle with the most basic of English language tasks. Often run by Swedish venture capitalists that sound vaguely like a product range in IKEA
Are they still running, Dave?
Yep, they are Chris. They're Anglia Crowning.
How come they are still managing to operate, they've been doing nothing for weeks!
Anglia Crowning. Just pure crowning.
Yep, they are Chris. They're Anglia Crowning.
How come they are still managing to operate, they've been doing nothing for weeks!
Anglia Crowning. Just pure crowning.
by FuzzCumber November 5, 2025
Get the Anglia Crowning mug.I was going balls deep on my lady, she got aggressive and after a slip, my Mushroom warrior almost wore her Rusty Crown
by Drbigbuds1 December 25, 2025
Get the Rusty Crown mug.Verb. The act of intentionally restricting the air flow during a fart for acoustic and artistic purposes. Typically this is done to make a fart longer but can also be done to try to create a specific tone. Practice is essential to be able to perfect crowning, it can take years to build the needed muscle control. Flawless execution of a crowned fart is called a, “Crowning Achievement” and it is very rare. A “Crowning Achievement” typically needs to be at least seven seconds long and have the tone held in a consistently manner throughout the whole fart. Laughing while crowning is a sure way to lose out on a “Crowning Achievement.”
Jake was able to crown that fart so well it went on for 10 seconds. He held the same tone throughout the whole fart so that must be a “Crowning Achievement!”
by FartLikeYouMeanIt June 7, 2023
Get the Crowning mug.When you’re so incompetent at your job and fuck up so unfathomably every single time, yet you somehow manage to deflect ownership of your mistakes and blame the customer, and attempt to extort them out of money.
Jesus dude, you just ran the red light and killed all those pedestrians.
They shouldn’t have walked across the road.
That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
They shouldn’t have walked across the road.
That’s very Crown Pools and Spas of you.
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