Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation

The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)

by Userlolz July 25, 2023

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Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.

Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.

by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022

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Yogurt pancake

When you cum on a flat chested girl's boobs

I totally made her a yogurt pancake

by Papa 🐻 January 05, 2019

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yogurt streak

Lady cum on your weiner.

Dude, your yogurt streaks smell like fish sticks

by TheStreaker January 07, 2021

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Yogurt Mountain

When one ejaculates a tremendous amount of semen onto one's face, and allows said semen to flow down like an avalanche.

*Midst of having sex*

Justina: "Make sure you cum in your hand hunny, I don't want that shit on me."

Erich: "Remember that skiing trip you always wanted hunny? Well I'm about to take you to yogurt mountain!"

*Splat*

by The Dark Magician January 28, 2012

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