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Yellow Springs, Ohio

One of the few places left where all the bullshit we were taught in school about freedom actually holds true. On the weekends you will find the financial prisoners of Dayton and its greater burbs travel to YS in an effort to escape the grind they worked so hard to join. A place where no one gives a shit about careers, condos or clothing. Conservatives dare not tread for it's citizens threaten the fabric of their very souls with words like: why? and why not?
Visitor: "A nice town with hiking, biking and no Wal-Mart?, I should tell my mistress and bring my kids on my next weekend with them...if I could only remember their names?"

Yellow Springs, Ohio resident: "you'll get used to that memory loss, we all do"

Yellow Bike 

Yellow bikes are community bikes owned by Eckerd College, a small liberal arts school on the West Coast of Florida. The program allows for anyone on campus to pick up a yellow bike that is not being used and ride it to where they need to go. Being one of the biggest hippie schools on the East Coast, the goal of the yellow bike program is to have less vehicle traffic on campus which will ultimately reduce greenhouse emissions.

When certain assholes arrive at their destination, they throw the bikes into bushes, over the sea wall, or onto roofs. Homeless people also nick them from campus.

Yellow bikes are classified as a critically endangered species by the end of each semester because most are broken or lying at the bottom of Frenchman's Creek.
Hippie #1: Brah, I was hoping to catch a yellow bike so I wouldn't be late for class but I don't see any.

Hippie #2: Dude, it's May, yellow bikes haven't been seen for over two months now.
Yellow Bike by eclove August 29, 2011

Yellow tape 

A particular type of Australian sandpaper used to treat cricket balls
I saw an opportunity to get some yellow tape and some granules to change the condition of the ball
Yellow tape by ecb123 March 28, 2018

Yellow Springs, OH

One of the few places left where all the bullshit we were taught in school about freedom actually holds true. On the weekends you will find the financial prisoners of Dayton and its greater burbs travel to YS in an effort to escape the grind they worked so hard to join. A place where no one gives a shit about careers, condos or clothing. Conservatives dare not tread for it's citizens threaten the fabric of their very souls with words like: why? and why not?
Visitor: "A nice town with hiking, biking and no Wal-Mart?, I should tell my mistress and bring my kids on my next weekend with them...if I could only remember their names?"
Yellow Springs, OH resident: "you'll get used to that memory loss, we all do"

yellow snow cone 

Noun singular:
A a ball of pee covered snow on top of a cone. Used as a joke/trick to make people eat pee.
Jim: Here have a Yellow snow cone.
Josh: Ew it tastes like piss.
Jim: {Laughing}

yellow fever 

The wholesome (or not so wholesome, take you're pick) attraction to Asians.
Oh, and it's not a fever, it's a gift
Guy one: You've got yellow fever
Me: Yup
yellow fever by SunWukong January 12, 2004