wrist wrangler

A man, or sometimes a woman, who often doesn't engage, or never has, engaged in sexual intercourse and is in position only to masturbate, therefore only able wrangles their wrist.

Friend: I heard he is real reluctant to have sex

Me: yeah, you would think he's quite the wrist wrangler?

by Maxipoohole May 8, 2023

Lobster Wrangler

When I’m anticipation of your annual trip to Maine, your sister dreams of riding a giant lobster like a rodeo cowgirl.

My sister dreams of being a lobster wrangler.

by BillyBSevenOne June 22, 2023

winky wrangler

A female pedophile. Not leemins !

dab: you a winky wrangler leemins?
leemins: give me a min, I gotta catch up

by dabblette February 19, 2024

baddie wrangler

Wingman

Mark wasn't just Brendan's handler, he was also his baddie wrangler

by gigantichugealphatitanschlong April 27, 2024

Drunk Wrangler

A person / friend who is tasked with wrangling and controlling a group of drunks

Friend one "I'm not drinking tonight"
Friend two "I guess you'll be the drunk Wrangler"

by Drunk tard December 12, 2024

Tard Wrangler

Etymology - Pre 1997 Charles Moxham working in the Kitchen at the Radisson Hotel in Madison Wisconsin. A woman from the Wisconsin Department of Workforce Development, Support Employment Program would bring 5-6 placed individuals to come in once a week to perform cleaning operations where they would meaner around the kitchen for one half hour disrupting the staff before being herded out into a van before heading to their next destination.

Here come's that Tard Wrangler again. Oh great I'm going out back and take a smoke break.

by Marion Del Gato January 11, 2025

Indian Wranglin'

Not having enough Toilet paper to fully clean yourself, making it necessary to wipe your ass with your barehand.

That boi ran out of TP in the bush, don't shake his hand I'm positive he was Indian Wranglin'.

by Phanton dangler May 5, 2025